impersonal rants of a bibliophile

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You Are 0% Vain

You don't have a vain bone in your body - almost as a matter of principal.

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.

What Temperment Are You?

You demand to be judged on who you are, not what you look like.

You Are 68% Cynical

You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results.
You have your optimistic moments, but most likely you keep them to yourself.

How Cynical Are You?

Your Japanese Name Is...

Tanaka Kuga

What's your Japanese Name?

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Ok i can start a lengthy rant on my lack of money, but i think i should just shut up. To cheer myself up, i decided to get a new dress (I know! The irony!!). I dont care if i will ruin myself by doing this! What can be worse than my state now??? You know how people cure bad throats by eating more chocolates? Or how they lessen pain by inflicting more pain on themselves? This is called 'yi du gong du'. I hope it works for me.

Furthermore, I need it for erm, some wedding i have to attend soon! Yes! Its not a stupid excuse for spending money that i shouldn't! Its not an excuse! Its not an excuse! I'm telling you it's not! So this question is, which one should i get. Or maybe both suck. I know I am sounding stupid but forgive me! I'm going through some rough times!! These are rather horrible pics though i admit.

Eh this dress looks weird cause it is one size too big. And the photo sucks. Shit, maybe i shouldn't buy anything.

Argh i'm so depressed! Please give me some money!

Lavenders

Fantasy, enchantment, dreams, myths, spiritual beings, angels, fairies are all concepts which fill the Lavenders' mind. Lavenders tend to live in a fantasy world. They prefer to spend their time out of their bodies, where life is pretty and enchanting. It is challenging for these airy beings to live in three-dimensional reality.

Lavenders prefer imaginary pictures of the world, seeing butterflies, flowers and wood nymphs rather than dirt, concrete and large cities. Physical reality seems cold and harsh to them. These sensitive creatures are fragile and frail, and their physical appearance is often weak and pale.

Lavenders' skin is often alabaster white because they don't like being outdoors, unless it is to be gently surrounded by beautiful flowers and gardens. These child-like personalities are sensitive and simple. Lavenders would rather spend time watching clouds float by or daydreaming. They prefer to escape this reality with all of its demands and responsibilities.

The Lavenders behavior tends to frustrate others who may expect them to be dependable and responsible. Lavenders have no understanding of what it means to hold a responsible job or to earn money. They are more familiar with other dimensions and imagined realities.

Lavenders even have a difficult time relating to or connecting with the concepts of time, space and physical matter. They tend to experience events in their imaginations, but they are not usually grounded enough in physical reality to actually accomplish anything tangible.

'Lavenders have no understanding of what it means to hold a responsible job or to earn money.' -ha! spot on!

You can take it here.

This is what i want for my birthday.

Pictures from: here

Their grocery page!

The top 3 on my marriage list.

Er, i don't really want to get married, but below are the 3 i have SERIOUSLY considered marrying. The only small problem is that i cannot marry them. Errrrrr... ya, it's in no order of preference btw.

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1)Ella Fitzgerald

Ok i know i should just quit talking about Ella- i bet most of my friends are getting really bored by the whole Ella issue. But still, she's like the 1st person i ever have thoughts of marrying! Ok next.

2)Sammy Davis Jr.

Ok, i'm this huge, big, big fan of the Rat Pack.

Rat Pack.

I think they are the only group that can rival Ella in my opinion(the best of Rat Pack is the most beautiful album ever, ever). Frank Sinatra needs no further explaination. Dean Martin- think George Clooney times 10. (and i think Clooney is really cool btw, so you can just see how wonderful Dean is). But, but... Sammy is still the best! I'm craving to go watch all the Rat Pack's movies alllllll over again!!

3)Little Richard

I fall in love with him every single time i play his album. This man is a genius and i love him to bits. I don't think you believe me huh. Go buy his album and try yourself.

I'm sorry, but blacks are definately, infinitely superior to everyone else music wise (with exceptions like Dean Martin etc of course). Ok, to be far, they are just better in blues(duh), rock n' roll, jazz(triple duh), soul, eh, even pop. Oh right, hiphop/rap though i'm not a big fan. I am just one step away from worshipping them as Gods.

Sorry for all my late replies and lack of updates etc etc, cause i don't visit my own blog very often these days. Ciao!